Racism

It has to be the single absolute most stupid thing you could use as an excuse for hating someone. The message you send to people by beeing a racist is that you are not intelligent enough to come up with a real reason for hating on someone.

- See that guy over there?
- Who?
- That guy, over by the car right there.
- Oh yeah, what about him?
- I really hate him, alot. I wanna kill that guy so bad.
- Why? What did he do?
- He didnt do anything, but just look at him. Standing there with his groceries beeing all black. How dare he?
- ....

Does that even make sense? If you gonna hate on someone, atleast do it right. I'm no racist, I'm all for equality. Which means I hate everyone equal, no matter race, gender, age or weight. If you wanna hate like a pro, you gotta find the small individual things with people that are worth hating. It doesnt have to make sense to anyone else really, but atleast come up with something better than generalizing someone by the way they look. Hate them because of what they wear, because they have bad breath, because they are actully an idiot.

I'd bet anything that anyone who claims to be a racist, can under the right circumstances fall in love with someone from the race they are hating on. Which makes the whole racist thingy even more invalid. You cant hate on a whole race but one person. Thats even more stupid.

It'll be like saying "I really really hate strawberries, cant stand them. Well except for that one over there. Its the best god damn strawberry in the world. Damn I love that strawberry, but only that one. Why you ask? Because that one is different from all the others ofcourse"

Are you shitting me? I got news for you. ALL strawberries are different from each other. Not 2 are the same (without the help of some gene manipulation).

There's only one correct way to eat strawberries by the way, with whipcream and sugar. And then only as an excuse to have the whipcream and sugar.

While on the subject of hate, and strawberries.

I've been told that I'm passive agressive. I never really thought about it before, but I guess I am. I dont walk up to someone and just punch them in the face. What am I? A frickin cave man?

To be passive agressive is an art really. I usually use sarcasm as my weapon of choice. Either you'll run in to someone who isnt intelligent enough to understand what you are doing, which makes it extremely funny. And in this case no one gets hurt, because he has no idea im messing with him anyway.

Then there's those people who get really really mad, which is also kind of fun in a way. This is where the art comes in to play.

Have you ever provoked and insulted someone you dont know? And someone who at the moment is extremely mad at you, so mad that they might even hit you in the face any minute?

See, the art is to either insult them in a way they dont understand, or that confuses them enough so they dont know how to react. Its not easy I tell you. And the times when you happen to do this to someone who is aggressive and might get physical, its even more of a challange. Because once they're as mad as a hornet, you gonna have to convince them (really fast) that it was all their fault, and they totally owe you an apology now (preferably before you get punched really hard, after works too but hurts more).

Well, even if you should get punched its not the end of the world. Atleast it was fun while it lasted. And if you are really brave (and got really good reflexes) you can keep insulting them while they're trying to hit you. Key word here though is "trying". If you just refuse to fight back, and manage to avoid him or her when they're doing their very best to crush your face they will not only be insulted by what you did before, now they're embarrassed as well.

I realize all this probably makes me look like a dick, but I'm really not that bad. I'm a decent guy, deep inside. Really deep inside.