I've got a Phd in internet browsing.

I havent been writing anything here for awhile now. I've been working, and when I come home from work im too damn tired to think straight. And on the weekends I've been drinking whiskey. I dont usually drink, not alot anyway. But lately there has been some drinking.

Anyway. I like internet, there's alot of funny shit going on there, updated 24/7. Usually when I come home from work, after I've taken a shower and eaten some, I sit down and try to find funny stuff off the internet. People have been asking me: "How do you find all this stuff?".

Ok well, if you just google "fun" you will get like a bazillion hits of which 99.5% of it is pretty useless. Or old, or both.

What I start by doing is check facebook. There's almost never anything fun going on there though, this person did this on mafia wars, that person found a crippled cow on farmville etc etc. Seems like people only use facebook for the games on there, I think I'm the only person on facebook that doesnt play ANY  of the facebook games. Once I've confirmed that nothing funny is going on on facebook as usual, I go to my favourite gaming forum. There's usually not alot of "fun" stuff going on there either, not fun in that way anyway. Mostly gaming geeks arguing over some stupid stuff in a game or something. It's amusing at most to read those arguments.

After that I visit a website where people only post funny pictures. There are not always funny either, but its usually worth the time to go through them. Then I go by regretful morning to see whats new there, just like the other places its usually only a few funny things on there as well. But it's also worth the time to check it out.

I'm saving the best for last. Now this is a website that is really really hard to leave. It has everything from weird funny pictures to amazing stories and "wtf news". And every time you click on a link it opens up a new page with 10 other links on it. Atleast 1-3 of these new links are interesting, and every one of those links brings you to another page with 10 more links and so on. Damn I love that site, cant get enough from it. You wanna make sure you get the goodies though, really no point in clicking on the "10 tips how the get fit for the beach" when there's a "Man sues his siamesic twin for indecent exposure".

Man... I can stay on this site forever...


Well folks, there you have it. My little guide on how to make a boring evening funny :)