Paper schmaper.

Yesterday I wasnt able to go to sleep until around 5 in the morning. Dont ask me why, because I have no idea.

4 hours after I finally fell asleep the phone woke me up. It was a potential employer. Great first impression they got from me I imagine. They asked me to come in for an interview tomorrow morning. Good news, I guess.

The also asked me to bring papers on what i have done and stuff.

Papers...


Always these damn papers. Whats wrong with people? If I wanted to lie about what I have done and what I can do, I could just write a paper myself and say just about anything in it. Just because something is printed on a paper doesnt mean that its true. Take the bible for an example, its printed on paper. Still just a made up story.

Well, technically I guess the bible was first printed on papyrus or something, still doesnt make it true though. I can probably write a good story on papyrus as well. Saying that I used to be the king of france, now give me a job already. Just because I wrote it on a paper its true?

I'm trying to figure out what to say and so on the interview tomorrow. I'm probably going to have to argue how useless paper is, and how useless references are. Make them understand that I have nothing to gain from lying to them. Worst thing that can happen is that I lie to them, and say I can do stuff that I really cant do. It wouldnt take very long for someone to see that I was lying, and I would get fired. Then I'll be back in the exact same position as I am in right now. Then what did I gain from lying? Nothing.

The best proof anyone can get that I actually can do the stuff I say I can, is to give me a chance to prove it. But I guess people dont understand that.

I really dont feel like typing anymore right now.

Tomorrow I will either make yet anopther post stating how retarded people are, or it will be a post saying I finally got a job.