Women

During my daily browsing for fun stuff on the internet today, I stumbled on the subject of women. Now we all already know that women are most of the time impossible to understand, and rarely say right out what they actually mean, or want to say.

This is what some men/guys on the internet has to say about what women say, and what they really mean.


"It's not you, it's me" = "It's you"

"I think we should see other people." = "Ha, I already am!"

"I just need some space" = "GTFO".

"No, I'm not mad" = "I'm furious, probably about absolutely nothing, and you couldn't possibly know why, BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING KNOW WHY OR YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR 5 HOURS!"

"I have a headache." = "I prefer the vibrator you don't know I have."

"I'm not interested in a relationship" = "I will get in a relationship soon, but not with you"

"No, it's okay" = "Fuck no it's not okay, fix it, NOW."

"I just want a nice guy, someone that likes me for me." = "I'm going to ignore guys who are nice and date douches that just want me for my body."

"I'm fine." = "If you don't apologize or make it up to me in the next few seconds I'm going to cry."

"We need to talk." = "I need to complain."

"I'm fine!" = "You're gonna get shit no matter what you do!"

"I don't want to talk about it" = "I want to talk about it, but if you try to make me talk about it, I'll start crying even more because you're pushing me, but if you don't try to talk about it, I'll yell at you for not caring."

"It's nothing"= "you did something wrong, but I am not going to tell you what, and you had better figured out what and apologized for it and have bought me something with-in a day or I am going to be in tears in the bathroom and make you feel like crap."

"No you go have fun with your friends"- "because I am going to make you watch a project runway marathon and sex in the city with my friends tomorrow, but you don't know that yet."

"How much do you love me?" = "I did something today you're really not going to like."

"So who are you going out with?"- "there had better not be any women there, even if they are 80 years old and 500 lbs."

"I Love You" - "You better say it back instantly or no sex til you say it and mean it"

These are just some examples for how men/guys see the things women says. Now who am I to judge what is right or wrong here. But as a man I sure have been in situations where a woman is as mad as a hornet at me and im totally clueless why she is mad and what i have done wrong. And they have a way of telling you that "everything is fine" when you ask whats wrong. Now, how does a woman expect you to learn from your misstakes if they never let you know what you did wrong?


Women, (wo)man up and say whats on your mind, when its on your mind! Telling us men 3 months later what we did wrong, is not working. If I do or say something wrong today, rather than tell me how I pissed you off today, you'll bring up what I did 3 months ago that pissed you off, which you by the way never told me 3 months ago when I could have done something about it.