What men say.

After I made the post about women the other day, it was pointed out to me that I should make a simmilar one about men. Now why would I do that? We're men, we say what we mean. Dont we? I know what I say and what I mean all the time, but just to be fair I will do my best. Which means internet research. After spending my whole weekend online on various womens forums and stuff like that, I have found out what men say and what they really mean according to women on the internet.

Enjoy!

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?

You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before

Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!

I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!

Sure, let's go see that play = I don't want to go, but you'll make my life miserable if I don't go.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who has not rejected me

Now, this list isnt very accurate or flattering to us men in my opinion. It makes us look like all we care about is food and sex. As if that isnt the only thing women care about as well, that and shoes.