We are at war!

Awhile ago one of our neighbour countries, Iceland, declared war with the rest of the europe. By using a highly technological weapon also known as a volcano, they have spewed volcanic ash all over europe, preventing any airline traffic from taking off and land. Now some of you might think its all the work of mother nature, or even that its the hand of god who is punishing us. You are all wrong. Even though volcanos themselves are made by nature, the eruption of this one is man made.

The people of Iceland have gotten tired of beeing a secluded island that nobody cares for. For decades now they have put alot of resources into finding a way to make their volcanos erupt at their will. And this is just the beginning. This was merely a small test with one of their smaller volcanos, while the real attack is still to come from the bigger one, Katla. We believe that the government of Iceland have been in contact with the rest of the governments in europe, and have demanded them to fully surrender themselves to Iceland in order for them to cancel the planned eruption of Katla.

This attack is believed to have its roots from the fact that Iceland is nothing more than an over sized iceberg, less than 40,000 square mile big. It may even be the very same iceberg that did the attack on Titanic, 98 years ago almost on the day, april 14th 1912. Its believed that Iceland had planned this volcanic attack to celebrate the 100 year anniversary  of them successfully sinking Titanic. But, since they have a language that no one, not even themselves can understand, there have been some misscommunication.

As of now, its impossible to leave europe. Which means that Iceland is basically holding all europeans prisoners for now. This is just the first step towards world domination under Iceland. What other terrors awaits us from Iceland?

It is also believed that Iceland have a fleet of highly trained whales at their disposal. Confirmation on what kind of whales we are talking about is still needed. While the volcanic ashes that are now covering bigger parts of europe may possible create a semi nuclear winter for 95% of europe. Iceland themselves have been preparing themselves for this for years. Their geysers are their defence to their volcanos. While the volcao ashes are spreading, the steam and water from they geysers seem to have the effect that the volcano ashes are spreading away from Iceland, rather than stay there.

The world as we know it is about to end. Sooner than anyone would have thought. You may very well find yourself speaking a language you cant understand within the next couple of months. I dont know which is worse, to become a part of the Icelandic Empire, or to die a horrible death in a nuclear winter caused by volcanic ashes. You have to judge for yourself.

Dont forget to tell your loved one how much you love them, soon it will be too late and they wont be able to understand you.